POLICE RAID

ADELAIDE (Reuters) Police supported by members of the Adelaide Tactical Response Group raided a house today following a tip off.

Police say it will take at least two more days to complete a search of an Adelaide home containing an unknown quantity of tracky dacks. At this point nearly thirty pairs have been recovered and have been remove for testing at Police laboratories.

One person has been taken into custody on charges of harboring and causing public affront by wearing the said items.

Neighbors are being interviewed.It is expected that the items will be burnt after the trial.

CURE FOUND

BRISBANE (Reuters) "A new miracle cure for baldness is on the horizon" it was announced today. Professor Magic Chicken of the Uri Spoon University has announced that lost hair can be reversed by the power of prayer and the use of ancient chants and incantations.

Here pictured, he demonstrates his powers on this poor hapless subject.

LOST ROYAL

MELBOURNE (Reuters) Palace officials are tightlipped as the latest scandal to rock the British throne begins to unfold. The twin brother of Prince Edward, who was believed lost, has been located living in Melbourne Australia.

SATANIC POSSESSION

SYDNEY (Reuters) Sparky Jones of Sydney was resting quietly in Liverpool Hospital tonight after priests from the Vatican preformed an exorcism to rid him of demons instilled in him by the Prince of Darkness.

Satan was unavailable for comment other that to say. "Why do they always blame me?"

FARRAH FAUCETT RECOVERING

SYDNEY (Reuters) Farrah is on her way back to the US after recovering from the side effects of HRT treatment.