Melbourne


	THE RUBBER CHICKEN NEWS Melbourne


	Hello..we have been to Paris and Rome and now we are here in………. Where are we… Someone…….please Oh...yes……...Melbourne


	"Its John English," "No, its not" "Yes..It is" "No, its not" "Yes..It is" "He looks stoned!!!!" "I told you it was John English"


	Um...I have no idea...don't ask. I'll give you a clue.. There is a doctor with a rubber glove not shown in this shot.


	The beer in Melbourne is awful so we decided to drink water instead…………….. Freshly dipped from the Yarra


	"….So there I was surrounded by an entire tribe of angry natives and all I had was a toothpick, a stick of gum and a tin of baked beans…………"

WHO FARTED???


	….So tell me Is Bangkok a place or a nasty injury??


	"Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way" "Hmmm...Well, you succeeded."


	"Two inches more and I would be King" "Two inches less and you'd be Queen"


	More photos of people sitting, drinking or standing drinking


	Ohhhh ….Meals !!!!! I though you said you enjoy 3 square males a day


	Umm………...that's it