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BURP + VOMIT + URINE + FAECES + SPERM + SALIVA + HICCUPS

FLATUS



What causes flatulence?
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THE FART EXPERIMENT


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Why do we humans burp and fart?
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What is the correct name for a fart?
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What are the Origins of Pull My Finger ?
From: Ben
Maybe there is some reference to pull my finger on the Rosetta Stone or Bayuex Tapestry. Somehow it made its way around the globe

Why can we put up with our own farts, almost to the point of enjoying them, while the smell of others' is repulsive?
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Why do silent farts smell while noisy farts don't ?
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How come some people fart lots and some don't. How can you stop someone from farting all the time
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What are the implications of holding in your farts?
If we encourage our body to fart, does this increase our farts? And vice versa?

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Why do farts smell more in the water or shower?
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If a friend of mine with nothing better to do farted in a jar and then capped it, would it be forever a little time capsule or will the smell go away - the jar is airtight.
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One small step……..oh excuse me.
Can Astronauts Fart?
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I was wondering if a person was standing in outside on a cold winter morning or night, and they farted, would the fart be visible like the person's breath?
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How much methane does a human burp?...or fart?
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ANIMAL FARTS



Cows are supposed to produce so much methane that contribute to the greenhouse effect. What about all those insects, rodents, birds.Could you estimate the earths animal biomass and calculate their exhortations?
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Apparently cow farts are responsible for around 50% of greenhouse gas emissions. If someone could work out a way to burn off the methane as it comes out of the cow and turn it into the less problematic carbon dioxide they could make millions of dollars from carbon credits. Does anybody have any ideas?
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I'd like to know what happens when fish fart? Or don't they?
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Some scientists believe that 75% of all global warming can be attributed to termite farts.
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Do bats fart?
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BURP!!!!!!!!!!!


What causes belching?
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What causes burping?

When an infant has been fed we pat them on the back so they bring up the excess wind in their tummy. My question, at what age does the body develop the ability to bring up wind on an involuntary/voluntary basis?
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Tax on burping cows??????????
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Why do apples make you burp?
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Do birds ever burp?
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TECHNICOLOUR YAWN



Vomit & Nausea?

Matter from the stomach that has come up into and may be ejected beyond the mouth, due to the act of vomiting.

When vomit is reddish or the color of coffee grounds, it may mean there is serious internal bleeding. The reddish color may herald fresh blood and dark blood may betoken blood that has been digested.

Vomit and vomitus are synonymous. The act of vomiting is also called emesis.

Nausea is the urge to vomit. It can be brought by many causes including, systemic illnesses, such as influenza, medications, pain, and inner ear disease
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=6005.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=4510

Physiology of Vomiting


The mysterious orange carrot pieces
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How (why) is that the appearance of something (something particularly foul or revolting or even just plain excessively gory) or a smell can make a person throw up?
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Do horses & rats vomit?
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Why is it that when one over exerts oneself when exercising they spew / vomit?
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Vomit on the move = Motion sickness
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URINE



Urine?

Liquid waste. The urine is a clear, transparent fluid. It normally has an amber color. The average amount of urine excreted in 24 hours is from 40 to 60 ounces (about 1,200 cubic centimeters). Chemically, the urine is mainly an aqueous (watery) solution of salt (sodium chloride) and substances called urea and uric acid. Normally, it contains about 960 parts of water to 40 parts of solid matter. Abnormally, it may contain sugar (in diabetes), albumen (a protein) (as in some forms of kidney disease), bile pigments (as in jaundice), or abnormal quantities of one or another of its normal components.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/Art.asp?li=MNI&ArticleKey=5915


Which is more corrosive, Urine or Stomach Acid (as in that brought up in vomit) ?
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Why does urine froth ?
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Why is urine yellow?
and why do we have to drink enough water to clean it out every day?

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The urge to purge?
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Why do doctors/parents/girlfriends insist on testing only the mid-stream urine?
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What is it in asparagus that makes your pee pong?
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Is there DNA in pee?
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What would cause human urine to be cloudy?
The kidneys have important functions in removing nitrogenous wastes and maintaining the chemical and fluid balance of the body. It does this by excreting/secreting into the urine water, urea, uric acid, urate salts, carbonates,calcium, phorphorus, sodium, potassium, ammonium ion and bicarbonate ion, etc. A cloudy urine can be caused by precipitation of crystals and amorphous salts. Phosphates and carbonate salts precipitate in alkaline urine and can be redissolved by acidifying the urine with acetic acid. Uric acid and urates can be redissolved by heating the urine to 60C. Urate salts also dissolve in acidified urine. Other causes for cloudy urine are: leucocytes(pus), bacteria, red blood cells, spermatozoa and prostatic secretions in men, in women contamination of the collected urine specimen from vaginal secretions and finally, mucus secreted from the urinary tract.
William M. Rich, MD faculty,Univ. Med. Ctr
http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/jan2001/979268363.Me.r.htm


Drinking urine???
If starving in the desert, would drinking your own urine be beneficial?
Drinking urine



FAECES



Faeces?
The medical and scientific term for the "excrement discharged from the intestines."

The word "feces" (or its English version "faeces") in Shakespeare in this context until the 17th century "feces" merely meant the "dregs or sediment" of wine or some other fermented product.

From the Latin "faex" and "faecis" meaning the dregs or sediment. "Feces" is the plural. There is no singular.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/Art.asp?li=MNI&ArticleKey=3400


Why are faeces brown??
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I don't understand why faeces are so unhygienic. can someone explain please?
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How long after eating questionable food do "the runs" happen? Is it an hour or two, a day or what?
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If you poo out whole pieces of corn, then how do we derive nutrients from it?
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Is there enough genetic material in human faeces or a human hair to clone?
Human faeces or a human hair

Why is bird poop white?
Why is bird poop white ?

Can a person have the crap scared out of them?
Is the panic response related to bowel emptying ?

How many times should the average human defaecate in any given day?

How many times should the average human defecate in any given day?


SPERM


Sperm?
A sperm is the male "gamete" or sex cell. It combines with the female "gamete," called an ovum, to form a zygote. The formation process is called "fertilization."
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/Art.asp?li=MNI&ArticleKey=5524

What is Sperm?
What is sperm made of?

I have been told that the average calorie content of the male ejaculation is equivalent to eating one Big Mac.
Is this correct?

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Is sperm considered an organism?
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Can sperm congeal once in the female body?
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Is it an old wives tale that a low sperm count will generally produce female off-spring more often than male?
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Sperm whales Why are they called sperm?
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Killer Sperm ???????
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I've been told that, if you're planning to have a boy, you have to have sex in a position that will enable the sperm to get to the egg as quickly as possible, as 'male' sperm doesn't live as long as 'female' sperm.
Fact or Fiction?

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Does the taste of sperm alter in accordance with food consumed?
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How do sperm know which way to swim?
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When sperm is "deposited" into another human, why is it not rejected as a foreign body? Is this why sperm has such a short lifespan?
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SPUTUM SALIVA



Mucous & nasal passage & Salivary gland
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What determines the flavour of snot?
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Why does the body produce heaps of mucous when you've got a virus and why is it thick?
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Where does all the snot come from?
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Why do we get runny noses, what is its purpose?
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What makes it green?
Why doesn't the body produce blue secretions?

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Is there any nutritional value in saliva?
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Whenever I eat milk/dairy products I produce loads of phlegm
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HICCUPS HICOUGHS



What are hiccups and what causes them?
Hiccup: A hiccup is an extraordinary type of respiratory movement involving a sudden inspiration (intake of air) due to an involuntary contraction of the diaphragm accompanied by closure of the glottis (the vocal apparatus of the larynx).

The abrupt inspiration is the result of a sudden contraction of the diaphragm. Closure of the glottis then halts the incoming air. The column of air strikes the closed glottis to produce the characteristic sound: a hiccup.

Hiccups are often rhythmic. They are usually just a minor nuisance, but prolonged hiccups can become a major medical problem.

The word "hiccup" was in use by 1530. It is an instance of onomatopoeia, the imitation of natural sounds by words. Alternative forms of "hiccups" include "hiccough" and "hickup."

Singultus: A rarely used medical word for an ordinary hiccup.

http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=3754

What is the process the body goes through when hiccuping?
The function of hiccups
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What is the cure?
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Can an unborn baby get the Hiccups?
Yes. It is thought by most obstetricians that the unborn baby does hiccup. It cannot be definitely proven, but babies are often observed prior to birth with real time sonography as well as fetal electrocardiography and act as though they are having hiccups.
William M. Rich, MD faculty,Univ. Med. Ctr
http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/apr99/924023549.Dv.r.htm



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