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WELCOME TO
BODILY NOISES & FLUIDS INDEX
BURP
+ VOMIT
+ URINE
+ FAECES
+ SPERM
+ SALIVA
+ HICCUPS
FLATUS
What causes flatulence? ANSWER
THE FART EXPERIMENT
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Why do we humans burp and
fart? ANSWER
What is the correct name for
a fart? ANSWER
What are the Origins of Pull My
Finger ? From: Ben Maybe there is some reference
to pull my finger on the Rosetta Stone or Bayuex Tapestry. Somehow it made
its way around the globe
Why can we put
up with our own farts, almost to the point of enjoying them, while the
smell of others' is repulsive?
ANSWER
Why do silent farts smell while
noisy farts don't ? ANSWER
How come some people fart lots and
some don't. How can you stop someone from farting all the
time ANSWER
What are the implications of holding
in your farts? If we encourage our body to fart, does this increase our
farts? And vice versa? ANSWER
Why do farts smell more in the water
or shower?
ANSWER
If a friend of mine with nothing
better to do farted in a jar and then capped it, would it be forever a
little time capsule or will the smell go away - the jar is airtight.
ANSWER
One small step……..oh excuse me.
Can Astronauts Fart?
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I was wondering if a person was
standing in outside on a cold winter morning or night, and they farted,
would the fart be visible like the person's breath? ANSWER
How much methane does a human
burp?...or fart? ANSWER
ANIMAL FARTS
Cows
are supposed to produce so much methane that contribute to the greenhouse
effect. What about all those insects, rodents, birds.Could you estimate
the earths animal biomass and calculate their exhortations?
ANSWER
Apparently cow farts are responsible for
around 50% of greenhouse gas emissions. If someone could work out a way to
burn off the methane as it comes out of the cow and turn it into the less
problematic carbon dioxide they could make millions of dollars from carbon
credits. Does anybody have any ideas? ANSWER
I'd like to know what happens when
fish fart? Or don't they? ANSWER
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Some scientists believe that 75% of
all global warming can be attributed to termite farts. ANSWER
Do bats fart? ANSWER
BURP!!!!!!!!!!!
What
causes belching? ANSWER
What
causes burping?
When an infant has
been fed we pat them on the back so they bring up the excess wind in their
tummy. My question, at what age does the body develop the ability to bring
up wind on an involuntary/voluntary basis? ANSWER
Tax on burping cows??????????
ANSWER
Why do apples make you
burp? ANSWER
Do birds ever burp? ANSWER
TECHNICOLOUR YAWN
Vomit &
Nausea?
Matter from the stomach that has come up into
and may be ejected beyond the mouth, due to the act of vomiting.
When vomit is reddish or the color of coffee grounds, it may mean
there is serious internal bleeding. The reddish color may herald fresh
blood and dark blood may betoken blood that has been digested.
Vomit and vomitus are synonymous. The act of vomiting is also
called emesis.
Nausea is the urge to vomit. It can be brought by
many causes including, systemic illnesses, such as influenza, medications,
pain, and inner ear disease
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=6005.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=4510
Physiology
of Vomiting
The mysterious orange carrot
pieces ANSWER
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How (why) is that the appearance of
something (something particularly foul or revolting or even just plain
excessively gory) or a smell can make a person throw up? ANSWER
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Do horses & rats vomit?
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Why is it that when one over exerts
oneself when exercising they spew / vomit? ANSWER
Vomit on the move = Motion
sickness ANSWER
URINE
Urine?
Liquid waste. The urine is a
clear, transparent fluid. It normally has an amber color. The average
amount of urine excreted in 24 hours is from 40 to 60 ounces (about 1,200
cubic centimeters). Chemically, the urine is mainly an aqueous (watery)
solution of salt (sodium chloride) and substances called urea and uric
acid. Normally, it contains about 960 parts of water to 40 parts of solid
matter. Abnormally, it may contain sugar (in diabetes), albumen (a
protein) (as in some forms of kidney disease), bile pigments (as in
jaundice), or abnormal quantities of one or another of its normal
components.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/Art.asp?li=MNI&ArticleKey=5915
Which is more corrosive, Urine or
Stomach Acid (as in that brought up in vomit) ? ANSWER
Why does urine froth
? ANSWER
Why is urine yellow? and why do
we have to drink enough water to clean it out every day? ANSWER
The urge to purge? ANSWER
Why do doctors/parents/girlfriends
insist on testing only the mid-stream urine? ANSWER
What is it in asparagus that makes
your pee pong? ANSWER
Is there DNA in
pee? ANSWER
What would cause human urine to be
cloudy? The kidneys have important functions in removing
nitrogenous wastes and maintaining the chemical and fluid balance of the
body. It does this by excreting/secreting into the urine water, urea, uric
acid, urate salts, carbonates,calcium, phorphorus, sodium, potassium,
ammonium ion and bicarbonate ion, etc. A cloudy urine can be caused by
precipitation of crystals and amorphous salts. Phosphates and carbonate
salts precipitate in alkaline urine and can be redissolved by acidifying
the urine with acetic acid. Uric acid and urates can be redissolved by
heating the urine to 60C. Urate salts also dissolve in acidified urine.
Other causes for cloudy urine are: leucocytes(pus), bacteria, red blood
cells, spermatozoa and prostatic secretions in men, in women contamination
of the collected urine specimen from vaginal secretions and finally, mucus
secreted from the urinary tract. William M. Rich, MD faculty,Univ.
Med. Ctr
http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/jan2001/979268363.Me.r.htm
Drinking urine??? If
starving in the desert, would drinking your own urine be
beneficial? Drinking
urine
FAECES
Faeces? The medical and scientific term
for the "excrement discharged from the intestines."
The word
"feces" (or its English version "faeces") in Shakespeare in this context
until the 17th century "feces" merely meant the "dregs or sediment" of
wine or some other fermented product.
From the Latin "faex" and
"faecis" meaning the dregs or sediment. "Feces" is the plural. There is no
singular.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/Art.asp?li=MNI&ArticleKey=3400
Why are faeces
brown?? ANSWER
I don't understand why faeces are so
unhygienic. can someone explain please? ANSWER
How long after eating questionable
food do "the runs" happen? Is it an hour or two, a day or
what? ANSWER
If you poo out whole pieces of corn,
then how do we derive nutrients from it? ANSWER
Is there enough genetic material in
human faeces or a human hair to clone? Human
faeces or a human hair
Why is bird
poop white? Why
is bird poop white ?
Can a person
have the crap scared out of them? Is
the panic response related to bowel emptying ?
How many times should the average human defaecate in
any given day?
How
many times should the average human defecate in any given
day?
SPERM Sperm? A sperm is the male "gamete" or
sex cell. It combines with the female "gamete," called an ovum, to form a
zygote. The formation process is called "fertilization."
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/Art.asp?li=MNI&ArticleKey=5524
What
is Sperm? What
is sperm made of?
I have been told
that the average calorie content of the male ejaculation is equivalent to
eating one Big Mac. Is this correct? ANSWER
Is sperm considered an
organism? ANSWER
Can sperm congeal once in the female
body? ANSWER
Is it an old wives tale that a low
sperm count will generally produce female off-spring more often than
male? ANSWER
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Sperm whales Why are they called
sperm? ANSWER
Killer Sperm
??????? ANSWER
I've been told that, if you're
planning to have a boy, you have to have sex in a position that will
enable the sperm to get to the egg as quickly as possible, as 'male' sperm
doesn't live as long as 'female' sperm. Fact or
Fiction? ANSWER
Does the taste of sperm alter in
accordance with food consumed?
ANSWER
How do sperm know which way to swim?
ANSWER
When sperm is "deposited" into
another human, why is it not rejected as a foreign body? Is this why sperm
has such a short lifespan? ANSWER
SPUTUM SALIVA
Mucous &
nasal passage & Salivary gland ANSWER
What determines the flavour
of snot? ANSWER
Why does the body produce heaps of
mucous when you've got a virus and why is it thick? ANSWER
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Where does all the snot come
from? ANSWER
Why do we get runny noses, what is
its purpose? ANSWER
What makes it green? Why doesn't
the body produce blue secretions? ANSWER
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Is there any nutritional value in
saliva? ANSWER
Whenever I eat milk/dairy products I
produce loads of phlegm ANSWER
HICCUPS HICOUGHS
What are
hiccups and what causes them? Hiccup: A hiccup is an
extraordinary type of respiratory movement involving a sudden inspiration
(intake of air) due to an involuntary contraction of the diaphragm
accompanied by closure of the glottis (the vocal apparatus of the larynx).
The abrupt inspiration is the result of a sudden contraction of
the diaphragm. Closure of the glottis then halts the incoming air. The
column of air strikes the closed glottis to produce the characteristic
sound: a hiccup.
Hiccups are often rhythmic. They are usually just
a minor nuisance, but prolonged hiccups can become a major medical
problem.
The word "hiccup" was in use by 1530. It is an instance
of onomatopoeia, the imitation of natural sounds by words. Alternative
forms of "hiccups" include "hiccough" and "hickup."
Singultus: A rarely used medical word for an ordinary
hiccup.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=3754
What
is the process the body goes through when hiccuping? The function
of hiccups ANSWER
What is the cure? ANSWER
Can an unborn baby get the Hiccups?
Yes. It is thought by most obstetricians that the unborn
baby does hiccup. It cannot be definitely proven, but babies are often
observed prior to birth with real time sonography as well as fetal
electrocardiography and act as though they are having hiccups.
William M. Rich, MD faculty,Univ. Med. Ctr http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/apr99/924023549.Dv.r.htm
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